Did y'all know that Texas is HAWT! Good grief. It's only June and we've hit the high 90s quite a few times already. Heck, I don't even think it's officially summer yet. Mom refuses to put the cool and refreshing nectar of the gods (aka sweet tea) in my sippy cup, so I've had to find alternate ways to cool off. My new discovery is WATER! I love it, I love it, I love it!
Now you all know that I love being outside. But being that my mother is baking me a little brother, she's a little resistant to being outside all the time, which means she has resorted to taking me to the area pools and spray parks. And when she's just too darn lazy to go anywhere, she's just squirts me down with the water hose. She even bought me my very own pool the other day. Nothing says Texas summer like your very own plastic kiddie pool in the back yard. Mom's only lived in Texas for eight years, but she's already a big ol' redneck! You should have seen her yesterday sitting in that pool. What a goof ball (but I still love her)!
She even ran out of swim diapers for me, so I had to wear a regular diaper. Did you know those things hold about 10 pounds of water? Since my diaper was so full of water, I had trouble walking, so mom just stripped me down! Okay ladies, I still had my swim suit on, but does it get any more redneck that a little boy swimming mostly "nekkid" in the kiddie pool in the back yard? Next thing ya know, dad's going to have a rusty car on cinder blocks sitting in the front yard.
Ah, summer fun! Please pray that mom makes it through the hot summer pregnant. Did y'all know that babies live in your mama's belly? Adults are so weird.
I can't wait to keep you posted in all my adventures!
Love, Weston
