Chchchchanges....

Just in case you were wondering, my life has changed quite a bit over the last month. It may surprise you to hear that there is another person living in our house. This person is very tiny, but very loud and has been known to steal much of mama's attention away from me... quelle horreur! This creature has ruined all of my fun. I haven't been to Stroller Strides in a while, I don't go to the park quite as often, we're constantly buying more coffee beans, and I'm constantly being told to "be quiet." "Quiet-" I still have to look that word up.

Despite this creature invading my territory, some things have become more fun. Because mama has trouble getting out of bed in the mornings, I've become a huge fan of this wonderous invention called "tv." Some of my favorite shows are Little Einsteins, Imagination Movers, and Thomas and Friends. Much to my daddy's chagrin, I could spend all morning watching these shows. (Mama's too lazy to care. In fact, I think she's a big fan of the Imagination Movers, herself).

My baby brother (there, I said it) may be cute and all, but I still think I'm mama's favorite. She always laughing at the funny things I say and do. I'm learning to say "yes ma'am" instead of "yeah," insist on going in the blue door instead of the green door at Target, and have been known to apologize to inanimate objects. Mama doesn't know whether to enjoy my antics or give me away to some poor, unsuspecting stranger in the grocery store who thinks I'm "charming."

I'm sure I'll get used to my baby brother in a few years... I guess mama has enough love in her heart for two boys (three if you count daddy). Until then, I'll do my best to stay in the spotlight. I think temper tantrums do the trick.

Love,

Weston

Water, water everywhere!

Did y'all know that Texas is HAWT! Good grief. It's only June and we've hit the high 90s quite a few times already. Heck, I don't even think it's officially summer yet. Mom refuses to put the cool and refreshing nectar of the gods (aka sweet tea) in my sippy cup, so I've had to find alternate ways to cool off. My new discovery is WATER! I love it, I love it, I love it!

Now you all know that I love being outside. But being that my mother is baking me a little brother, she's a little resistant to being outside all the time, which means she has resorted to taking me to the area pools and spray parks. And when she's just too darn lazy to go anywhere, she's just squirts me down with the water hose. She even bought me my very own pool the other day. Nothing says Texas summer like your very own plastic kiddie pool in the back yard. Mom's only lived in Texas for eight years, but she's already a big ol' redneck! You should have seen her yesterday sitting in that pool. What a goof ball (but I still love her)!

She even ran out of swim diapers for me, so I had to wear a regular diaper. Did you know those things hold about 10 pounds of water? Since my diaper was so full of water, I had trouble walking, so mom just stripped me down! Okay ladies, I still had my swim suit on, but does it get any more redneck that a little boy swimming mostly "nekkid" in the kiddie pool in the back yard? Next thing ya know, dad's going to have a rusty car on cinder blocks sitting in the front yard.

Ah, summer fun! Please pray that mom makes it through the hot summer pregnant. Did y'all know that babies live in your mama's belly? Adults are so weird.

I can't wait to keep you posted in all my adventures!

Love, Weston

Writer's Block!

My official excuse for not updating my blog more regularly is... writer's block. I just can't seem to effectively put my thoughts into words like I used to. Okay, maybe that's not the truth. Perhaps it is that I don't have the time anymore. I'm too busy reading and watching what the Tivo's recorded like Top Chef and Lost. But now that all of my shows (ahem, mom's shows) have ended for the season, I'll spend more time on the blog. I promise!

The Drama is Over!

I'm finally feeling better! I just got over a bout with the "somesorta" virus again. Mom and I were cooped up in the house together for several days... I felt terrible and it was too cold to go outside. I never want to be sick again. All I felt like doing was curling up in mom's lap and reading books. I think mom read me every book in the house (except for D.H. Lawrence's Lady Chatterly's Lover, which mom says is a bit out of my league).

Now I'm running around again and I certainly don't have the time to sit in mom's lap anymore. I think she was getting pretty bored with reading Good Night Gorrilla, Knuffle Bunny, and Doggies over and over and over and over again, anyway... I digress.

Love,

Weston (propping my feet up on the table, just like dad) ;)
www.discoverytoyslink.com/learn_4_fun

P.S. The Carolina-Duke game is on right now and mom is not watching. She says she's way too nervous to actually watch. How weird is that? I can't believe she claims to be a real Tarheel fan , but is too scared to watch the game. Oh, wait-- Carolina's down in the second half--shield your eyes mom!!!

Discovery Toys

Hi Everyone! I'm sorry I haven't updated you on my goings-on recently. Everything is going well. I'm learning lots of new words and even spoke my first real sentence the other day... "I want out!" At least that's what mom thinks she heard.

I wanted to share some exciting news! Mom has started selling Discovery Toys, and boy am I excited about her new venture. More toys for me! She loves them and I love them, too.

Here is the link to her website if you are interested in a gift for your kids, grandkids, friends' kids, or for the kid at heart!

http://www.discoverytoyslink.com/learn_4_fun

Thanks for looking!

Love,

Weston

Not expecting a lump of coal!

Guess who I visited today in between screaming fits at the mall? SANTA CLAUS!!! Despite my cranky behavior this morning, Santa told me I had been a very good boy this year and that I would get everything I asked for. My list is pretty small this year. Last week, when my babysitter asked me what I wanted from Santa, I could only think of one thing... juice. I think Santa is relieved that my desires are few and my vocabulary is limited. Shoes, juice, cheese, socks... all easy orders to fulfill.
Merry Christmas, y'all!
Love,
Weston

Giving Thanks

On Thursday, I will finally be able to enjoy my first REAL Thanksgiving feast. Since last Thanksgiving, I have acquired 14 new teeth, two of which are my newly developed canines, or turkey flesh rippers as I call them. Mom thinks that's a bit much, but that's what your canines are for, right? I'm so thankful for my beautiful pearly whites and for the delectable food they allow me to enjoy.

I am also thankful for so many other things. Here's my top ten:

1. Outside- quite possibly my favorite place to be. First thing in the morning and even late at night, I'm asking mom if I can go "outside." She rarely obliges when it's dark outside, but during the day, I love to enjoy God's creation. This leads me to number two...


2. Sticks- a.k.a. "free toys." Mom rarely buys me new toys, so I have to find my own... sticks are fairly good substitutes.


3. Grandparents- need I say more?


4. Macaroni and cheese- or any cheese product for that matter; I don't discriminate.


5. Shoes- I love shoes... my shoes, mom's shoes, dad's shoes... it doesn't matter... I just love 'em!


6. Ms. Eva and my dare care buddies- my home away from home... a place where my angelic alter-ego takes over. Whenever I'm with mom, the devil in me comes out.


7. My furry friends Mr. Bear, Mr. Moose, Miss Kitty, and Simba- I didn't name them. The "Creative Genius," a.k.a. "Mom" came up with those descriptive titles.


8. Running!- the faster I get, the slower and older mom and dad get. It just proves that God really does have a sense of humor.


9. Maya- unrequited love... I will never understand why cats don't return the love of toddlers. And finally,


10. Loving parents- I guess the world really is a better place with me in it.

As you celebrate this Thanksgiving, please remember to count your blessings and thank God for all the wonderful things he has given you (especially your teeth, now go eat some turkey)!

Love,

Weston